In particular, I recommend using the word 'celeb', rather than 'celebrities'. You can even blur the syllables together to say 'sleb'. This will save countless man hours, and even a few female minutes.
The time saved using such an abbreviation will give you an extra year on your life. When you get to your eighties, you will have saved a whole 365 days, which can be used to do crosswords, play bridge, and go swimming with sharks.
The only downside is that you will have become incredibly stupid, and therefore lack the mental capacity to enjoy your bonus hours.